JUST FOR FUN
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Teezy
thought that would tickle ya funny bone but remember when ya go on yr nxt coach trip be very wary if thr,s any old men abt lol
twinkle- Number of posts : 439
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Re: JUST FOR FUN
hello there wot you staring at?
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
Registration date : 2008-11-13
Re: JUST FOR FUN
Oh Oh see i got a hole in my fence again anthr peeping tom thr aye
twinkle- Number of posts : 439
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TWINKLE
WELL I HOPE HE DOESN'T BRING THAT NEWSPAPER DOWN WITH HIM WHEN HE'S FINISHED UP THERE.
JUST BOUGHT MESELF A NEW OUTFIT FOR THE SPRING, HOPE YOU LIKE IT
JUST BOUGHT MESELF A NEW OUTFIT FOR THE SPRING, HOPE YOU LIKE IT
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
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Re: JUST FOR FUN
Mmmmmmm nice outfit teezy but it,s ok you dont have to give me the name off shop ya bought it from >>>>>>>>>>>>>Slopes offfff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. YUK
twinkle- Number of posts : 439
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Re: JUST FOR FUN
GEE WIZZ BOSSY FISH AN CHIPS WERE LOVELY, THINK I NEED ONE OF THESE NOW LOVE
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
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Bonde joke
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that,
they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.
'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant.'
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container ....
(Are you ready for this one!?)
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that,
they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.
'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant.'
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container ....
(Are you ready for this one!?)
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
twinkle- Number of posts : 439
Registration date : 2008-11-10
BOSSY
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S PINCHED TWINKLES SAUSAGE
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
Registration date : 2008-11-13
Re: JUST FOR FUN
HA HAHA YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WOULD HAVE PULLED ME SKIRT DOWN TWINKLE WOULDN'T YOU?
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
Registration date : 2008-11-13
Teezy i was stood in shock when ya went past lol
> CSA Forms
>
> The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
> Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
> These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
> Be sure to check number 11, it takes the prize.
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Tyrone Munson.
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived
on the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window
when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
> were at the party if this helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
> She was conceived at a party at 36 Nottingham Avenue where I had unprotected
> sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goo that I fainted.
If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now
has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact
BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had it replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming
that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would
blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy.
I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me.
I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
>
> 8. Leroy Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him
what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; maybe
it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is
Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in
and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine
might have remained unfertilised.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you
eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
>
> The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
> Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
> These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
> Be sure to check number 11, it takes the prize.
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Tyrone Munson.
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived
on the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window
when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
> were at the party if this helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
> She was conceived at a party at 36 Nottingham Avenue where I had unprotected
> sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goo that I fainted.
If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now
has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact
BMW service stations in this area, and see if he's had it replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming
that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would
blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy.
I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me.
I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
>
> 8. Leroy Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him
what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; maybe
it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is
Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in
and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine
might have remained unfertilised.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you
eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
twinkle- Number of posts : 439
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BOSSYBOOTS
SURE DID HAVE MUSHY PEAS BOSSY ONLY THING IS I NEARLY SHOT INTO SPACE
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
Registration date : 2008-11-13
TWINKLE
QUICK TWINKS CAN I HIDE IN YOUR SHED THIS FELLA KEEPS ON CHASING ME
Teezy- Number of posts : 790
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