JUST FOR FUN

GREAT THEM TEEZY iVE BEEN FEELING A BIT FED UP SO DECIDED TO HAVE A BOOB JOB

WELL SEEIN AS YOU SPENT ALL THAT MONEY LUV A THINK YOUD BETTER SHOW EM US

HEY LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SISTER

HEY FATTY

OMG that cats so fat thnk he needs some excercise

HEY LOVE GIVE US A KISS WILL YA???

ok if you really want one xxxxx

MUST TASTE GOOD

THERE'S A RESEMBLANCE DONT YA THINK?

Senior Citizens Bus Trip



Asenior citizens' group chartersa bus from Burlington, IA , toBranson , MO.
As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, 'I've just been molested!'
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested.
The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.

Thebus driverdecides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' says thebus driver.

'I lost my toupee.. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it..., it runs away...!!'